Niles, Unwrapped

Niles. Born in '88. Student. Web/mobile developer. Owner of the world's greatest afro. Could use some life experience.

Kanye West - Good Morning

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Graduation

It only took 6 years but I’m finally graduating. Only 2 days away.

I dare you.

keepcalmandlistentoblink182:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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Fucking Goddamnit

I just got a call from my ex-girlfriend, but the phone hung up as soon as I looked at it.

I chose not to have any contact with her because she drives me crazy. There was so much frustrating shit in our relationship and post-relationship friendship that I had to just cut her off. I believe the last words I said to her were “Fuck off”.

But now, for whatever reason, she tries to reach me? After midnight? I have no idea what it could be about. Could have been a mistake for all I know. But I’m a little worried regardless. I don’t dislike her as much as I did before, but for me to contact her is like opening Pandora’s Box.

*sigh

thefluffingtonpost: Cat Peeved at Local Baby for Stealing Seat An area cat by the name of Monona is extremely unhappy this afternoon after losing her seat in a cardboard box to a local baby.  According to a grievance filed by the cat with police, the baby, named Caleb, took the seat without asking at 9:27am and has refused to vacate. “This is the kind of case every officer dreads,” said police Sgt. Justin Peterson, who responded to the initial call. “On the one hand, we want to resolve this peacefully — and Monona looks pissed.  On the other hand, as far as we can tell, she totally didn’t call safe seat.” The box is in a prime location with a view of both the kitchen and the living room. Submitted by Amanda Monahan, h/t Lauren Hockeson.

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Peeved at Local Baby for Stealing Seat

An area cat by the name of Monona is extremely unhappy this afternoon after losing her seat in a cardboard box to a local baby.  According to a grievance filed by the cat with police, the baby, named Caleb, took the seat without asking at 9:27am and has refused to vacate.

“This is the kind of case every officer dreads,” said police Sgt. Justin Peterson, who responded to the initial call. “On the one hand, we want to resolve this peacefully — and Monona looks pissed.  On the other hand, as far as we can tell, she totally didn’t call safe seat.”

The box is in a prime location with a view of both the kitchen and the living room.

Submitted by Amanda Monahan, h/t Lauren Hockeson.

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Terminology

I’m building an ebook on a drug for dogs and cats. In the Important Safety Information there’s a line that reads

“… or in pregnant or lactating bitches or queens.”