February 2012
27 posts
I don’t see nothing wrong...
animalsbeingdicks:
…with a little bump and grind.
He’s got the stroke down, all he needs now is placement.
Sometimes I can’t believe it I’m movin’ past the feeling Sometime I cannot believe it I’m movin’ past… Sometimes I can’t believe it I’m movin’ past the feeling Sometimes I can’t believe it I’m movin’ past the feeling again
…again
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Can this please be the new “glitter-bomb”?
(via leftofsound)
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Stupid Bathroom
One of the joys of taking a hot shower is being surrounded by heat. Hot water, hot air, hot whatever. And when you’re done, the leftover heat will keep you warm as you do your post-shower routine. I like, maybe even love, a hot shower, and unless the weather is hot I’m gonna want one.
Well I’m in Rochester for the weekend and in the apartment I’m staying at, the bathroom...
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Ugh
I just farted and I felt the air bubble slide up my ass and pop.
White Guy Syndrome
secretarysbreakroom:
velocicrafter:
sexartandpolitics:
A condition in which the afflicted believes his most mundane thoughts are worth the time of everybody within earshot. Flare-ups often occur in group situations, such as meetings or classrooms.
My roommates make so much more sense now.
The IT manager at my job. And he makes sure that he’s loud so he’s heard.
I’m pretty sure...
“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...”
– Kyoko Escamilla (via girlinlondon)
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The White Stripes - A Martyr For My Love For You
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Counting Crows - Butterfly in Reverse
Kinda...
Instigator Cat
animalsbeingdicks:
“Just a second, I gotta take care of thFUCK YOU DOG”
Dying…
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If that last post didn't convince you that I'm...
There were no clean knives so I used the handle of a fork.
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I want to eat
But I don’t want to cook. Or wash dishes. Or spend the few dollars I have.
Ugh.
Sandwich it is. And not-oreo Oreos with milk.
I just got really tired
With 2 1/2 hours left at work.
reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in...
shorterexcerpts:
I’m just curious how “extreme” y’all can be.
Just got my first steady job paycheck in almost a...
It’s so beautiful.
January 2012
25 posts
Somehow got an eyelash stuck in a tear duct. How likely is that?
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New theme
Simple
Check it out
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Too bad. So sad.
Shouldering and Solving my own problems
Tomorrow I’m waking up at 7AM, which means should go to sleep early tonight, but only after I make lunch for tomorrow.
In the 3 hours before I have to be at work I have to call Wells Fargo and Direct Loans about the payments that are due, my grandfather who cosigned my private student loan to let him know about why I haven’t paid it yet, and a few people at RIT about registering my...
I wish my favorite pair of jeans weren't so...
Because I really want to wear them right now! Jeans with a gaping hole in the ass are probably not good work attire.
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I get the feeling that I had an elaborate dream...
But all I can remember is being in a high-speed car crash on a muddy road with my older brother and an acquaintance I met through one of my best friends, then looking at my barely-conscious and severely dazed self trying to get up off the ground.
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Something I never fully got over
It got to me a little more than usual tonight. Driving back to Buffalo, singing along to the radio to try and stay awake, I almost cried during one song in particular.
I really do miss them
I haven’t seen my brother Eric (and his family) much in the past few years. I can count the times on one hand.
June 2006 - St Croix - Eric leaves for basic.
July 2006 - Eric graduates from basic.
June 2010 - Eric brings his family back home while I’m there.
January 2012 - I visit Eric and his family in New Mexico.
It sucks. Especially now that I spent a whole week with them and I...
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Road Trip: Finito
~9 hours ago.
Bitey Castle - Taken →
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Road Trip: Second day
We’ve made it to Indianapolis. According to the GPS there’s 9 1/2 hours and 616 miles left.
The rest of Kansas was flat as well. Surprise, surprise. Next was Missouri. I don’t remember anything special about it… There wasn’t much in Illinois either. Now we’re halfway through Indiana without really seeing anything.
The trip has been really fun so far,...
Zodiac Blues
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
These are pretty accurate.
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Road Trip: After the first day
Alamorgordo, New Mexico to Rochester, New York. 1900+ miles. 30+ hours.
We woke up before 7AM, got ready, said our goodbyes, and left before 8AM. My niece and nephew were still sleeping so I could only give them a kiss and whisper goodbye. It was a little saddening.
Driving in NM isn’t that bad cuz there’s mountains to look at. They’re really cool looking, actually. I ran over...
ask me
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
